Club subscriptions are now due for 2013

A belated very happy new year to all our members. The club chairman has instructed me to remind our members (see details below) that club subscriptions are now due for 2013. You can pay your subscription to any committee member at the club training sessions. Your subscription covers the cost of track rental, AAI insurance, AAI registration, entry to AAI competition, subsidised transport, food & entertainment, and a myriad of other operating expenses. But, most importantly, it entitles you to be a member of St. Finbarr’s A.C.

Chairman:  Jerry, I’m gonna keep you as registrar, but this is what you gonna do for me. You listenin’, Jerry?
Jerry:  Just tell me what can I do for you, Chairman?
Chairman:  It’s a very, very important thing. Hell, it’s a club motto. Are you ready, Jerry?
Jerry: I’m ready.
Chairman:  Here it is: Show me the money. Oh-Yeah! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! Right on! Doesn’t it make you feel good just to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry. 
Jerry: Show you the money. 
Chairman:   No, no, no. You can do better than that, Jerry! I want you to say it with meaning. Hey, I got a whole load of candidates waiting in line; I’ll bet they can all say it!
Jerry: Yeah, I mean no. Show you the money. 
Chairman:   No! Not show you! Show me! 
Jerry: Show me the money! 
Chairman:   Yeah! Louder Jerry! 
Jerry: Show me the money! 
Chairman:  I need to feel you, Jerry! 
Jerry: Show me the money! 
Chairman:  Jerry, you got to yell that stuff! 
Jerry: SHOW ME THE MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Chairman:   Do you love the BARRS man?
Jerry: I love the BARRS man. Show me the money!
Chairman:   I love BARRS people. 
Jerry: I love BARRS people! 
Chairman:   Who’s your pheasant plucker, Jerry?
Jerry: You’re my pheasant plucker! 
Chairman:   Whatcha gonna do, Jerry? 
Jerry: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Chairman:   Congratulations Jerry, you’re still registrar.

Remember, I’m out here for YOU. YOU don’t know what it’s like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I can never fully tell you about. Anyone else would have left YOU by now, but I’m sticking with YOU. But if you want to be in St. Finbarr’s A.C., you’ve gotta SHOW ME THE MONEY!